Bitchasaurus strikes again.

Hi I'm Charlotte Brubeck and it's time for another episode of National Geographic: Human Studies Edition.
On today's episode, we're going to be observing the always-unwelcome-in-all-situations creature Bitchasaurus bipolaricus, more commonly known as "Mom."
Now, as has been recorded in previous segments, we all know "Mom" is very well known for her dire mood-swings, random spats of anger, and general tendencies to be a complete bitch. However, today, we have a rather special case for you, for the "Mom" has managed to deliver two extremely hurtful and irrational messages all in the course of one weekend!
First let us observe the Authoricus vocalistica, which we will refer to as "Charlotte." See "Charlotte" use her cellular telephone to come in contact with "Mom." Note Charlotte's sudden discoloration of skin pigment and rapid flow of tears down the cheeks. After further investigation of the matter by our top scientists, it has become known to us that this sudden breakdown was due to Mom's decision to skip out on her daughter's very prestigious choral concert because, quote, "she didn't feel like it." Ouch, there's a low blow by Bitchasaurus!
Over the next few days, we've been recording Charlotte's reaction to this matter. It seems that she has cut off all communication with Mom until she gets an apology, as I'm sure we can all agree she rightly deserves.
It's been two days now. Charlotte's given up her plan and has come to peace with the fact that her parents are indeed selfish morons who will never admit they are wrong. Chin up, Charlotte, we here at National Geographic still care! Oh but what's this? It seems that Mom can't live with the fact of seeing Charlotte once again happy! Hmm, I wonder how this will turn out? Let's go and see, shall we?
Our camera crew is approaching around the corner to the open door of Charlotte's room. It appears that the two species are crouched over the computer in deep discussion. Upon further investigation, it was found that what was being discussed was airfare prices for Charlotte to fly to CT to see one of her peers, Kyleeicus Blairbearica, or as we call her, "Kylee."
Well, we've seen this discussion before, and Mom was all for it. Shouldn't be any sort of a problem we need to---wait, what's this? Did Charlotte's face just drop in astonishment? Is Mom resulting to the "I know this is crushing you but I'm doing it anyway because frankly I really don't care how upset you are" voice? No, it cannot be! Did Mom really just complete trample Charlotte's spirits twice in ONE WEEKEND?!

Well folks, as sad as it is to say, Mom did indeed do the aforementioned atrocity. Her bipolar tendencies and desire to see everyone around her as miserable as she is has kicked in once again, and she has informed Charlotte that she "doubts that she'll be going to CT." Perhaps it's the money? Oh no, she did not hesitate to inform Charlotte that they do have the money for it. Perhaps there are other family plans? Nope, none of those whatsoever! Well what could the reason be my friends? Surely it must be something drastic and necessary to cause this mother to crush her little girl's hopes of seeing one of her best friends again for just a few days! This just in--nope. She's just a complete lazy bitch who really doesn't give a shit about anyone else or how they feel about anything, and if anything is asked of her that requires anything more than a simple yes or no that doesn't require she drag her self-pitying menopausal self out of the house for more than a minute, well then, that's obviously not going to work out.

Thanks for joining us, and be sure to tune in in about 10 to 15 minutes for "What happens when a daughter goes ape-shit crazy on her mother until she's made her mother cry with so many hurtful and insulting comments."