it's a post about nothing!

i've noticed i haven't blogged in a while, so here it goes.
uhh..what should i talk about?
i really have nothing to say, at least nothing that would be of the interest to anyone reading this.
maybe i could just start rambling and something will happen?

well, once upon a time--- no, no, that won't work..

a long time ago in a galaxy far, far-- wait, someone already did that.

HI! I'm Jory Caron and welcome to "Is it a Good Idea to-- waaaait, this isn't working.

what do you write about when you have nothing to say? and when i mean "nothing to say" i mean no concrete idea that could generate thought. i have plenty of things to literally SAY. here's a few:
the ice in my ice coffee made it watery and gross. my neck hurts. the house is too quite. i should do something more interesting. 21 days until my birthday in disneyworld. lily comes home on sunday. brooke's coming over later. the clashing colors of my sister's birthday decorations irk me. i like to color. i wonder if pineapples float? i just found a tampon under the table (true story). my printer is more tempermental than a pregnant lady without a mcflurry.

see? i have stuff to say, but no where to go with it. i mean, i guess i could possibly ramble on (oh snap, led zeppelin reference ftw) about how nobody likes it when ice waters down their delicious drink because you simply just want to take your time drinking it and aren't fast enough for the ice to room temperature ratio (did that make sense? your guess is as good as mine). but really, who would that interest? it doesn't interest me, i bored myself to figurative tears just writing that.
i seems as though unless i have a prompt in front of me or a bone to pick with someone or something, i really can't come up with anything. sort of a writer's no purpose block if you will.

wait a second, there seems to be quite a bit of writing up here. it seems that in my haste to complain about how even my superior writing skills can't generate something to talk about, i ended up talking about how sometimes you just can't find anything to talk about...
man, i'm good.